Gridlock? More like gritlock! Am I right folks? #jokes #jokes #jokes #jokes
These 14-year-olds have learned their lesson, are no longer being bullied into drug trafficking by go-kart-riding Taoist monks, and are headed for greatness. The future is bright for the North East.
Forced to grow cannabis in his sister’s shed by a gang of toughs. A gang no doubt led by a Taoist monk.
An electric shock? Sadly no details on any eels involved in the melee.
Garry, this use of an alias is the worst thing you’ve done since all those Satanic child molestation bloopers.
We don’t quite understand this headline, but it does not sound like good news.
Autumn certainly is the season for pointless accomplishments.
Last year fitness instructor Kevin Hayes smashed the egg pickling record. Next year he plans to smash the egg smashing record. He will then take all his egg-related records, pickle them and eat them with a side of eggs.
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Did nobody read the rules of Manchester Manhunt? Manchester Womanhunt was next week. Geez louise, you guys.
“It could definitely be less safe. Although we’re not saying it’s safe, either. Don’t blame us if you get ten tons of polyhalite dropped on your head. Safe, unsafe, not unsafe, these are all relative terms in the grand scheme of things. Here at the Mines Inspectorate we’re all about self-regulation and self-actualization.”
This story would be so much better if it were she who punched him out, instead of two of her thuggish minions.
Naturally your first suspect is the perpetrator of the pseudonymous bomb threats against the North York Moors Railway. But this latest outrage was committed against the Wensleydale Railway.